GordonWatch!
Wednesday 25th August
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
This week, we have gone for a long range "stalking style" shot of Gordon. Also, notice that Gordon has actually given us a word as opposed to a phrase.
Could the old man have finally caught on?
Apologies, but Gordon's Word of the Week is taking a hard earned rest for a week. It will be returning on September 8th.
Gordon's Word: FIREWORKS
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Wednesday 18th August
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Have gone for a black and white photo of Gordon this week. Not entirely sure why, but here it is anyway.
Gordon's Word: BIT HOT THREE O' CLOCK
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Thursday 19th August
BOURNEMOUTH HAIR FESTIVAL
Brought to you by Mister M's Barber Shop and Gordon.
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Wednesday 18th August
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
As you may have noticed, GordonWatch's "Word of the Week" comes to you on a completely different day this week. Not just this week though, as Wednesday is the new Monday as far as GordonWatching goes.
Celebrating this calenderial commitment, Gordon has pulled a cracker out of his hood this week. With Mister M's website currently attracting around 2,250 views a month, Gordon knows how to keep pulling the crowd in.
Gordon's Word: ROUGH 'N' READY
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Monday 9th August
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
The wise one has spoken.
Gordon's Word: BUGGER INNIT?
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Monday 2nd August
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Thought we had a duplicated word this week, but have had a quick scroll down and it's a new one! We're good to go!
Gordon's Word: VERY HOT
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Monday 26th July
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Not exactly sure where Gordon is dreaming of, or how much you have to pay. Latest entry from supertramp as follows.
Gordon's Word: YOU GOTTA PAY TO GO IN THERE
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Monday 19th July
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Still no word from Gordon as yet!
Word pending............leaving it a bit late though.
Update: At last, the tramp delivers...
Gordon's Word: IT'S GONNA RAIN BUT A BIT OF SUNSHINE LATER.
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Monday 12th July
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Again, Gordon had a long think about his selection. Eventually he decided on "Have a nice day, I'm going to the pub." He wasn't of course, he was going into Wittards the tea shop to help himself to a free water.
Gordon's Word: HAVE A NICE DAY, I'M GOING TO THE PUB
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Monday 5th July
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Nice "word" from Gordon this week. It took him a while to come up with this one, so long that I thought he was playing his ignoring game. He wasn't, he was giving it his all and came up with my favourite so far.
Gordon's Word: VERY BITTY
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Monday 29th June
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Been a bit difficult to meet up with our verbally dextrous dropout this week, so as yet there is no word on the street.
UPDATE: Hot of the press, we have a new if not that exciting word from our verbose vagabond.
Gordon's Word: FOOTBALL
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Monday 21st June
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Tried a slightly arty style of picture last week, this week were going landscape instead of portrait. Mixing it up big time stylee. Strange choice of "word" from Gordon but we shall run with it.
Gordon's Word: SHE'S A PROSTITUTE
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Monday 14th June
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
It's a clean one! Gordon offered four different suggestions this week, all clean but all have been given before so we'll go with the one he got really excited about.
Gordon's Word: COME ON ENGLAND
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Monday 7th June
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Unfortunately, Gordon has once again blotted his copybook. We can't repeat Gordon's word on this website as it's just too rude. He did leave us with a shout of "Come on England" but lesson's need to be learnt. Bad dog, on your rug.
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Monday 31st May
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Slightly delayed because of the Bank Holiday and inclement weather, the peephole into Gordon's mind yet again takes focus.
Gordon's Word: BORING
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Monday 24th May
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Gordon's really chomping at the bit, eager for the World Cup to start as suggested by this weeks word. We've got a bit of a "before and after" thing going on with him this week, so we'll celebrate with two photos. Maybe the Mister M's style is starting to have an effect, or maybe he's just opened his binbag of summer clothes.
Gordon's Word: COME ON ENGLAND
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Monday 17th May
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
As deep and prophetic as ever, perhaps in an effort to so summarise potential life under an unsettled government he has offered the following. Of course, there is also the possibility that it's not all that deep or prophetic. .
Gordon's Word: BIT OF RAIN
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Monday 10th May
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
He loves this, he really does. Gordon first offered "alright", panicked then got excited and said " No, wait.". He then gave us this gem.
Gordon's Word: I WAS GONNA TAKE IT OFF BUT I GOT USED TO IT
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Monday 3rd May
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
In celebration of Eddie and all the boys at AFC Bournemouth, "Gordon's Word of the Week" is coming to you LIVE from Dean Court. Not just anywhere in Dean Court, but mid pitch invasion! Presumably inspired by this unity, Gordon decided to offer up this weeks possible gesture of peace. It might just be something to do with his scarf though.
Gordon's Word: UNITED
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Monday 26th April
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Usually Gordon like to take his time and think for a while, before declaring his word. Presumably excited about the World Cup, he took less than half a second to come up with this one. Took me a bit longer to understand what he had said, but after repeating it a few times, we got there in the end.
Gordon's Word: GONNA WIN THE CUP
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Monday 19th April
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Confession time. Gordon gave me his new word(s) for the week, but somehow I have managed to forget the offering. Luckily, last week he gave us two different suggestions so we shall use that reserve word(s). Nice to see Gordon making a scissors shape with his fingers. Do I see a new shop logo on the cards?
Gordon's Word: NER NER NER KNOCKERS
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Monday 12th April
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
It's back, and it's back in style!
Gordon's Word: CO CO CO COCONUTS
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Monday 29th March
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK" will be taking a short break. It's only for a fortnight though, so it will be returning April 12th.
Don't Touch That Dial!
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Monday 22nd March
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
God knows what's going on under the hood.
Gordon's Word: ALL IN
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Monday 15th March
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
We will just about give Gordon the benefit of the doubt on this one.
Gordon's Word: PUSSY
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Monday 8th March
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Ever generous, Gordon has once again given an extra 100%. He had a good think, and eventually was happy with his gift. He takes this seriously you know.
Gordon's Word: LOVELY WEATHER
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Monday 1st March
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Looks like Gordon has finally grasped the principle of "Word of the Week". Not sure where he dug this one out from, but it's a clean one and he is very excited about it.
Gordon's Word: BUTTERFLY
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Monday 22nd Feb
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Unfortunately there will be no word from Gordon this week.
Gordon did give us an exclusive word this week (well a phrase) but it includes an unprintable expletive. He found it hilarious and wants it put on the site but we shall leave it this week.
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Monday 15th Feb
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
No picture this week as yet, but we do have a new word (or near enough).
Gordon's Word: DING DONG
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Monday 8th Feb 2010
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"
Still not quite managing to grasp the one word principle, Gordon has again been over generous.
Gordon's Word: I'M ALRIGHT, STICK AROUND
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Monday 1st Feb 2010
NEW FEATURE!!
"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK" (another Gordon the Tramp exclusive).
Confused or just over-excited, Gordon has given us two words to be used exclusively in GordonWatch.
Gordon's Word: VERY COLD
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"Rumours of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated" to quote today's Bournemouth Evening Echo (Jan 14th) and to misquote Mark Twain.
"Gordon's Alive" to quote Brian Blessed's Prince Vultan.
" I'm alright" to quote the man himself at 2:40 pm this afternoon. Gordon is indeed as alive as he gets.
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Mister M's BookClub is extremely proud to be showcasing "My Time is Your Time" with Gordon Roberts.
In an exclusive make or break deal, Gordon the Tramp's story will be on the shelves of Borders in the New Year!!! AMAZING!!!
Learn of the loves and losses (mainly losses) of Bournemouth's most well known tramp-like character!!! FASCINATING!!!
A spellbinding insight into the "man in the hood." SPELLBINDING!!!
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Coming soon....
Gordon: "My Time is Your Time."
A touching tale of romance, speedway, football and Greggs.
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